Anonymous asked: Since you made Ms. Parp, I was wondering if you could make a Trollplay Troll for the Trollplay website? Pleaaase? Oh! Also we decided he’s kind of skittish, and is prone to fainting and freezing like those goats that fall over.
WHY THE HELL NOT? ENJOY.
Your name is TRROLL PLAYYE and you enjoy ROLEPLAYING as well as INTENSE SHIPPING. You spend hours online SAVING LOGS and occasionally RUINING LIVES. Since you play so many FAKEY FAKE PERSONAS no one has realized you’re a MUTANT BLOOD. You have trouble with REAL PEOPLE due to CRIPPLING SOCIAL ANXIETY, and have never actually left your LAWNRING. In fact, what is OUTSIDE?
Your trolltag is fandomParody and ▲▼ You type with varying degress of accurafs??! DEPENDING ON how EXCITED YOU ARE?… Sometimes it might even be considered normal.
What do you do?
Marvel at a work of beauty.